Lockout

Plot:  A man wrongly convicted of conspiracy to commit espionage against the U.S. is offered his freedom if he can rescue the president's daughter from an outer space prison taken over by violent inmates.

Directors:

James Mather, Stephen St. Leger

Writers:

Stephen St. Leger (screenplay), James Mather (screenplay), 2 more credits »

Stars:

Guy Pearce, Maggie Grace, Peter Stormare

I simply cannot believe someone put $20 million behind this script.  Ready for this?

SPACE JAIL!

YES!  I'm not joking!  A jail in OUTERSPACE!

This guy gets it.

You gotta totally unplug your brain and just commit to the fantasy.  If you like stuff like Crank or Crank: High Voltage or pretty much anything else that is just so incredibly unbelievable that your suspension of disbelief requires high tensile steel bridge cables to help support it...you can consider this.

The best part is that, in addition to being a space jail, it is over run by the inmates!  When the president's daughter is on board!

OF COURSE!

And she is a smoking hot blonde with a great rack!

I kept waiting for Barney the Dinosaur to show up with a machine gun and kill all the bad guys!

What are the freaking chances I would actually find this?

I wouldn't recommend this for children, women, anyone feeling suicidal, anyone with an IQ over 50 or anyone who has the gift of sight.

1/5 STARS